Anecdote

The chief officers beautiful Russian wife wanders into the galley one fine morning, looked around for the chf cook, found him in one corner rummaging through some list. The lady needed brinjal, it was one of the few vegetables her 4 yr old son ate without making a tantrum.

"Chief' she says, in her cute russian accent, "may i have some brinjal"?

Chief looks at the beautiful lady, smiles and says, " peenis"

Now our mister chf cook is from the philipinnes, you cannot blame him for mixing his 'f's with the 'p's...

Lady a bit bewildered, 'pardon me, where is the brinjal'?

"Peenis"

'Goodness gracious", she thinks, i did hear it right the first time!! How dare he???

She storms out of the galley all red and flushing looking for her husband to report this ghastly chf cook.